Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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