he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
It's shark week go big or go home
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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