Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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