My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
