And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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