love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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