i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Do plants get herpes?
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