I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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