32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
A bitchslap is in order.
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