You're completely useless in the revolution.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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