just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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