and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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