i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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