Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I want to have your abortion
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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