do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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