I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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