Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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