We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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