what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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