it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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