Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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