she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
So much rum. So many feels.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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