North Korea, Best Korea!
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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