I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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