yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
he thought i was a dude.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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