White coat. Heels.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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