I think I am morally bankrupt
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
is this the sara with the beer cane?
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Ladies don't puke and tell
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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