It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
