I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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