Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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