Why are handjobs necessary in class?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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