check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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