i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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