On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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