...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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