I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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