Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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