puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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