You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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