We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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