I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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