Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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