i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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