Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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