oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
