i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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