I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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