The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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