i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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