Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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