the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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