That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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