she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
