i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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