He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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