Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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