I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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