Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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